The First Day Of the Rest Of My Life...

Philip, Philip I have something for you, open the door I dont't know why you keeep it locked.

Darling, I told you I didn't want to be disturbed.

But darling it's friday night! you know, it's our time.

I'm busy working.

Ever since you got that damn internet you're always in that bloody office, I have needs too.

Haven't you got a book to read for your Tuesday club?

It's been three months now don't you fancy me anymore Philip?

You're sex mad you are, I - am - busy, Please go away.

Jack you love me don't you?

He's ignoring you as well Jack, turn over then, I'll tickle your tummy.

Hi ya, not out with the lads tonight...?

Flatterer...

Ok but not for long...

No, I'll have to bring Jack...

No, don't be silly he's a dog see you soon.

Jack would you like to go to the woods for a run?

Stop pulling Jack, we won't get there any quicker.

Is that you Clive?

No, it's the bogeyman, of course it's me, how many other men do you meet in the woods at night?

I don't meet any men in the woods.

Have you thought about what I said last Tuesday?

Well, I'm flattered of course, but you forget I'm married.

Yes, but we both know you're not happy and we have fun don't we?

Yes, but you're missing the point.

But Anne,I love you.

Don't be silly, we're good friends, that's all.

Seriously, ever since I saw you at the book club I...I...I just can't live without you.

You're a good friend, let's not spoil that. Now what did you think about the book?

I like it when a woman throws herself at me.

Thanks for catching me Clive, you can let go now.

But I so enjoy having you in my arms.

Jack, Jack come on boy. I think it's time I took Jack home now Clive.

Must you?

I think it's for the best don't you?

OK. I'll save you a seat on Tuesday.

Philip, Philip I've brought you a hot drink before bed.

Thanks love just what I need.

Will you be long love? I'm going to bed.

No, I've just got to finish off what I'm doing.

Ok love I'll wait for you, don't be too long I'm feeling...horny.

Philip, Philip.

Hold on love, er coming.

Philip why didn't you come to bed last night?

Sorry love I must of fallen asleep around three.

Three! You told me at eleven you wouldn't be long.

Sorry love I lost track of time.

Philip do you still love me?

You know I do.

It's just that we don't have fun anymore that's all. You used to be so loving, now you're taking to sleeping in you office, just so you don't have to sleep with me.

Anne I told you, I fell asleep. Whats for breakfast?

You can get your own breakfast. What are you doing today?

I'll be in my office, I haven't finished yet.

What are you doing in there? I can't believe that you were on the Internet all night.

You know what I was doing, working.

Hello...

Hold on I'll have to go up stairs to get him.

Philip some woman called Jane for you on the phone. She said you would know. Who is this person? I don't know her.

Er, she's a friend thats all.

I see you'll come out of your office to take a phone call but you won't come out to sleep with me.

Hello Jane I've nearly finished. I was up most of the night till I fell asleep, but don't worry I'm on the case again...

Yes I will have it with you tomorrow.

Shhh Jack what's he up to in here? Has he written any of those womens numbers down.

Shhh Jack, if only you could talk, you could tell me what his password was.

Ok, see you tomorrow about 2ish...

Ok, bye.

What are you doing?

Nothing, er, I was going to take Jack for a walk that's all. Who was she?

Jane is an old friend that's all.

You haven't mentioned her before.

Haven't I ? Oh we used to go to school together, that's all.

I don't remember her at school.

Don't you?

No, what year was she in?

I can't remember, now please let me get on with my work.

Philip I'm going out soon do you want anything from the shop?

No thanks.

Ouch, Anne what are all these bags doing here. I nearly twisted my ankle.

I told you I'm going out soon, to the charity shop.

There must be fifteen bags here. What are all these clothes, have you put on weight?

Ha, not very funny I just want a change, that's all.

I'm going out soon myself.

Where are you going? We can go together. It must be somthing important to make you leave your office in the middle of the day.

I'm meeting Jane.

You're going to see a woman I've never heard of? Why are you going to see her? What's so important that you have to stop what you're doing in your office to see some strange woman?

She's not a strange woman.

Who is she then?

I am not going through this again. I told you Jane an old friend from school.

And in ten years of marriage this is the first time I've ever heard of her.

I've not got time to stand here and explain who Jane is and why I'm going to see her.

I'll see you later.

I might be out seeing some bloke you've never heard of.

No you'll be at the charity shop or down town buying new clothes that you'll be taking to the charity shop in another six months.

Ho, go out and see your floosy, see if I care.

Hi Jane I'm on my way. It's finished all five hundred pages of it. My master piece is finally ready.

Bye Jack, bye house.

Hi ya Jack, is she not back yet? Good, lets watch what we want on TV before she comes back and takes over the remote control.

Well Jack I wonder were she is? The must have closed by now. Let's see if she has left us anything to eat I'm getting hungry.

It looks like she's left us a note.

Dear Philip, I'm fed up with you ignoring me and being more interested in your work. I've gone to my mothers as I need time to think I don't know if I will come back. So you better get use to being alone with Jack.

Anne.

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