Austin Girl - Archives (February 2008)

Austin Girl

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Austin Girl married a selfish creep named Bob who boiled her pet lobster. Seeking revenge, Austin Girl shrunk his favorite cashmere sweater that now fits her Teacup Poodle. Bob sought revenge by freezing Austin Girl's gold Visa. She found the plastic card sandwiched between a bag of chicken gizzards and a slab of pork loin. Seeking revenge, Austin Girl hired famous divorce attorney and part-time exorcist, Victor Vice. Bob secretly dates Victor's heavily tattooed and nose-pierced secretary, Witchy Woman. Witchy Woman keeps a voodoo doll on her desk. Austin Girl now masquerades as a Geisha Girl disguised as a hottie female Russian assassin posing as a Bad Actress. http://www.austingirlblog.blogspot.com

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