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Posted on 2007-Mar-11 at 11:31 in Places

A week ago,a friend of mine and i went to Amsterdam for a weekend hangout.

Amsterdam is one of my favourite cities in Europe because its very international and very cultural.There is alot to do in Amsterdam and people are very nice and helpful.Make sure though that you have ironed the little Dutch because people around don't like bullshitting in those funny foreign languages.I guess they are just proud of their small country and their nice torelant culture.

As we stroled down Kalverstraat (Kalverstreet),my favourite and the busiest street in Amsterdam,we came across this billboard poster soem fair they call Highlife or Blowers fair.The last one intrigued our imagination enticing us into wanting to know what really like to live a Highlife.We hopped a tram feeling our appetite rising as we clossed by our halt.  

"Blowes fair", is this what this is all about? I got myself asking since i couldn't apprehend how soemthing which is illegal to posses or use, can be ligally exibited and everybody is Okay with that.I thought i really missed a point untill one guy,holding a roll of joint between his front teeth,proudly foung sometimes to explain to me how things are weaved together.The shit is legal to use but illegal to deal and the dealers are not allowed to import,export or even transport it and not even licensed to sell it but are in unexplainable funny way allowed to sell it as long as they pay taxes. 

My guy took along drag from his joint and dashed behind the smoke leaving me trying to crack what he had just told me.Eh,i couldn't but, it seamed to me,obviously that i was not the only one.

Getting high,if you really enjoy getting high,give it a tryout if you really are a virgin,in that area or just hang around and experience what the proffesional do.  I mean if you are,just like myself, a vrigin in this or don't fit in any of these categories.

Blowing and getting High is part of the attraction in this show but are also fascinating  demonstartions by the coffeeshop runners showing the handy side of this Highlife business and its versatile craftsmanship other than just blowing and get Stupid. Think about joint rolling,the main attraction of the day and my favourite. Who didn't  think rolling a piece Rizler with some green staff in it would mean any big deal to anyone was wrong. Come on,i can roll a 30 inch' long joint in half a minute and dont drop a seed of my product or i can roll the longer and the tighter in 20 sec and bit the record of the Chic next cabin. Those were just my imaginations and the more i tried i ended up with a flat empty torn out Rizler in my hand .Bummer ! but whatever the case the 25 old Chic diserved the title.They crowned her Miss Highlife 2007.   

It was for an amusement and i went home feeling wiser and higher in my own way,something which diserved to be bloged about.Though,i couoldn't stop thinking..don't we live in an Ironic world?

In some countries if they catch you concealing an inch long joint,they will send you to Sing sing for a countable number of years to sobber up.They won't even care if you were holding it for your buddy who had just stepped into jon.But here I am,throwing my charisma around with a 12 inch' long joint between my fingers and they crown me Miss Highlife.Somebody Knock me down,but this is Ironic!!!

By the way..if you happen to be in Amsterdam and you are looking for somewhere to buy a nice cup of coffee,don't go to those they call coffeeshops here.You might end up getting a cup of coffee but coffee shops in Amsterdam are mainly for selling Weed,Joint,Pot or whatever the name you baptise it in your area.

Finish your coffee and come out smelling like a Weed Chimney,LOL

 

 


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