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• Name: Carrie Crain • Gender: Female • Birthday: 1975-Jan-6 (Age: 33) • Location: Austin,, TX, United States About Me I write screenplays. Okay one screenplay. One. I've been obesessed with this one story for three years, ten months and give or take a few weeks. My story has seen every genre: Kids G-rated animation to the monster-in-the-room horror flick. Thankfully, through the help of my UCLA screenwriting master classes, it's found the correct genre: 'dramedy.' I post other writings at my other blog: http://www.austingirlblog.blogspot.com My Interests: (5) Asking my magic eight ball for advice on characters, dressing up like a Geisha Warrior -- playing with my plastic sword, making funky wall art out of my collection of post-it notes, photographing my dogs attacking a stuffed squirrel and shopping for shoes because of course, I don't have the correct pair! |
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 Austin Girl | 6 entries, 1 comments |
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| Austin Girl married a selfish creep named Bob who boiled her pet lobster. Seeking revenge, Austin Girl shrunk his favorite cashmere sweater that now fits her Teacup Poodle. Bob sought revenge by freezing Austin Girl's gold Visa. She found the plastic card sandwiched between a bag of chicken gizzards and a slab of pork loin. Seeking revenge, Austin Girl hired famous divorce attorney and part-time exorcist, Victor Vice. Bob secretly dates Victor's heavily tattooed and nose-pierced secretary, Witchy Woman. Witchy Woman keeps a voodoo doll on her desk. Austin Girl now masquerades as a Geisha Girl disguised as a hottie female Russian assassin posing as a Bad Actress. http://www.austingirlblog.blogspot.com | |
